Oh sure, a two-foot-tall plastic doll with a knife is supposed to be terrifying. Litteroy every person in the SDR office would merc him in a moment. Soooo, Yeah, I’m not really shaking in my boots over a toy that I could drop-kick into next week if it came to life. I mean, really, out of all the things I could be scared of—taxes, socialists or that mysterious clanking noise in my car—Chucky isn’t exactly high on the list. Let’s be honest, the scariest thing about Chucky is that haircut. If I ever see him, I’ll just remind myself that he’s got a reach problem and a bad dentist.
We are unveiling the new limited release Sheepdog Response zombie shirts!
In true horror story fashion, Chucky the Doll stepped in to debate with me about who’s scarier: him or the zombies.
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